I just googled “ninja vs. samurai” hoping to figure out which would be the most appropriate for use on my professional profiles. I.e. Am I a Communications Samurai or a Digital Interactive Ninja? (In the ether, my father’s spirit is slowly shaking his head, I can feel it.)
While I remain unsettled on the issue of Ninjas v. Samurai, I have found ConvinceMe.net — a site that is utterly crammed with compelling arguments on both sides of the great Ninjas v. Pirates debate. Other informed propositions currently being fleshed out include Firefox vs. Internet Explorer, Is Sufjan Stevens Gay?, and Does this site suck? (In the case of the latter, I favour the affirmative.)

I’m surprised you didn’t find renalfailure’s blog :-)
http://renalfailure.wordpress.com/2008/01/17/love-finnish-style-part-3/
Nursemyra, I think you do a better job of selling my blog than I do. But then again she’s more appealing to the eye than I.
Do you battle according to a code of honor, or do you hide in the shadows and kill silently? That’s the difference between a samurai and a ninja.
The way you put it, ranalfailure, the world of marketing sounds much more like a ninja than a samurai. I’ll have to figure out which side I’m on as I go along.
Thanks for the tip.
ninjas effing rule if you disagree i will rape your moms dead anus because i will rape her after i kill her. you all are noobs without boobs nigga hoes so handle my peepee on your mouth cus thats the way it rolls in your mouth bitches.
drop those tabbys off your ass before i slice your penis off but you don’t have one.
ninja for life.
effen queers
hail Satan!
hey effe u Haruyasu i heard use got some business to handle wit tha samurai.
so suck my mo fo cock. uuuunnnhhhh what.
ill eat ur effen babies and bang ur dead motha.
stupid queer.
samurai for life mofo
hail Jesus
…homo
Hail Satan
He is a ninja hoe yeahhhhhh ninja ninja satan satan satan
in my body yeahhhhhh
i will defenastrate ur donkey.
hail Jesus
he will smight u down.
ill be back…….with WEAPONS
not my donkey Thats how i get to school.
You with your gouchi self screw you in tha dead butthole
Jesus is a ninja you dummy
Hail Satan
Jesus is a samurai darn you.
and dont talk about my name it hurts my feelings.
i hope ur a girl ninja so you can do that to me.
ohhh yea
hail Jesus cause hes a ninja
im mean samurai
Ninja
Ninja
NINJA
he is a ninja
no i have a penis just ask your mom ohh wait she is dead.
if you want to talk face to face talk with your boken cus thats all you have wusy samury ha ha you dont even have a proper name.
Hail Satan
i already knew she was dead thats y i banged her first.
ur just mad cause u couldnt get there fast enough.
ohhh and Jesus is a SAMURAI.
the reason u think i dont have a proper name cause u spelled it wrong.idiot.
ill talk to my boken cause thats the only friend i have.
will u be my friend?
EVERBODY SING.
SEND YA MOMMA STRAIGHT UP TO THA STORE TELL THAT BIT** TO BRING HOME A FAYGO.
YEA IM A JUGGALO.
OOOO WHAT AND A SAMURAI IN ONE
Hail Jesus
AHHHHHH
no
ninja ninja ninja ninja loolooloolooloooloo i win i have killed the ungreat samurai with my will power and skill he cannot beat me ever ninjas rule.
What the hell. You cannot defeat me. Are you effein mentaly challenged we’re on a computer you stupid fake ninja. I am a hitokiri. I will assassinate you. And you will never know its coming. Stupid donkey-porker.
Hail Satan.
Cause hes a Samurai.
I meant jesus i was thinkin of some other person
Hail Jesus
fuck you hitokiri My gouchi what a fag did you pick your own name i mean gosh dangit mister your so cool because you have gouch in your name nobody likes the gouch anyway ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burnd up nigger well i an a born assassin i will find you and kill you. oh their you are fag.
Why would you talk about your own gouch bein a fag. and no i went on line to find my name cause thats what you did to. you an a born assassin learn how to type. i like my gouch. everybody likes their own gouch. and your a homo like that pal guy from the other website. and im not a nigger and not even black.
i am a white male that is caucasion.
hail Jesus
Wellsince we are on technical terms i was never talking about my gouch and no peopledon’t it stinks. plus white and caucasion are the same thing. since you are white you are not japanese witch meens you are not even a samurai. and who the fuck is pal. your boyfreind eggh gross.
hell satan
Black Cat is the best!!!
he uses only a gun!! so neither a ninja nor a samurai can beat him!!! haha!!!
Fuck You erik you stupid fag!
I hope you die
I don’t know If I said it already but …Cool site, love the info. I do a lot of research online on a daily basis and for the most part, people lack substance but, I just wanted to make a quick comment to say I’m glad I found your blog. Thanks, :)
A definite great read….