Ninja vs. Samurai revisited

17 01 2008

I just googled “ninja vs. samurai” hoping to figure out which would be the most appropriate for use on my professional profiles. I.e. Am I a Communications Samurai or a Digital Interactive Ninja? (In the ether, my father’s spirit is slowly shaking his head, I can feel it.)

While I remain unsettled on the issue of Ninjas v. Samurai, I have found ConvinceMe.net — a site that is utterly crammed with compelling arguments on both sides of the great Ninjas v. Pirates debate. Other informed propositions currently being fleshed out include Firefox vs. Internet Explorer, Is Sufjan Stevens Gay?, and Does this site suck? (In the case of the latter, I favour the affirmative.)


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18 01 2008
nursemyra

I’m surprised you didn’t find renalfailure’s blog :-)

http://renalfailure.wordpress.com/2008/01/17/love-finnish-style-part-3/

18 01 2008
renalfailure

Nursemyra, I think you do a better job of selling my blog than I do. But then again she’s more appealing to the eye than I.

Do you battle according to a code of honor, or do you hide in the shadows and kill silently? That’s the difference between a samurai and a ninja.

18 01 2008
Kyra

The way you put it, ranalfailure, the world of marketing sounds much more like a ninja than a samurai. I’ll have to figure out which side I’m on as I go along.

Thanks for the tip.

26 01 2008
Haruyasu Toyama-san

ninjas effing rule if you disagree i will rape your moms dead anus because i will rape her after i kill her. you all are noobs without boobs nigga hoes so handle my peepee on your mouth cus thats the way it rolls in your mouth bitches.
drop those tabbys off your ass before i slice your penis off but you don’t have one.
ninja for life.
effen queers

hail Satan!

26 01 2008
Kiyoshi Miyaguchi-san

hey effe u Haruyasu i heard use got some business to handle wit tha samurai.
so suck my mo fo cock. uuuunnnhhhh what.
ill eat ur effen babies and bang ur dead motha.
stupid queer.
samurai for life mofo

hail Jesus

26 01 2008
Haruyasu Toyama-san

…homo

Hail Satan

He is a ninja hoe yeahhhhhh ninja ninja satan satan satan

in my body yeahhhhhh

26 01 2008
Kiyoshi Miyaguchi-san

i will defenastrate ur donkey.

hail Jesus

he will smight u down.
ill be back…….with WEAPONS

26 01 2008
Haruyasu Toyama-san

not my donkey Thats how i get to school.
You with your gouchi self screw you in tha dead butthole

Jesus is a ninja you dummy

Hail Satan

26 01 2008
Kiyoshi Miyaguchi-san

Jesus is a samurai darn you.
and dont talk about my name it hurts my feelings.
i hope ur a girl ninja so you can do that to me.

ohhh yea
hail Jesus cause hes a ninja

im mean samurai

26 01 2008
Haruyasu Toyama-san

Ninja
Ninja
NINJA

he is a ninja

no i have a penis just ask your mom ohh wait she is dead.

if you want to talk face to face talk with your boken cus thats all you have wusy samury ha ha you dont even have a proper name.

26 01 2008
Haruyasu Toyama-san

Hail Satan

26 01 2008
Kiyoshi Miyaguchi-san

i already knew she was dead thats y i banged her first.
ur just mad cause u couldnt get there fast enough.
ohhh and Jesus is a SAMURAI.
the reason u think i dont have a proper name cause u spelled it wrong.idiot.
ill talk to my boken cause thats the only friend i have.
will u be my friend?
EVERBODY SING.
SEND YA MOMMA STRAIGHT UP TO THA STORE TELL THAT BIT** TO BRING HOME A FAYGO.
YEA IM A JUGGALO.
OOOO WHAT AND A SAMURAI IN ONE

Hail Jesus

26 01 2008
Haruyasu Toyama-san

AHHHHHH

no

1 02 2008
Haruyasu Toyama-san

ninja ninja ninja ninja loolooloolooloooloo i win i have killed the ungreat samurai with my will power and skill he cannot beat me ever ninjas rule.

5 02 2008
Kiyoshi Miyaguchi-san

What the hell. You cannot defeat me. Are you effein mentaly challenged we’re on a computer you stupid fake ninja. I am a hitokiri. I will assassinate you. And you will never know its coming. Stupid donkey-porker.

Hail Satan.
Cause hes a Samurai.

5 02 2008
Kiyoshi Miyaguchi-san

I meant jesus i was thinkin of some other person

Hail Jesus

5 02 2008
Haruyasu Toyama-san

fuck you hitokiri My gouchi what a fag did you pick your own name i mean gosh dangit mister your so cool because you have gouch in your name nobody likes the gouch anyway ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burnd up nigger well i an a born assassin i will find you and kill you. oh their you are fag.

5 02 2008
Kiyoshi Miyaguchi

Why would you talk about your own gouch bein a fag. and no i went on line to find my name cause thats what you did to. you an a born assassin learn how to type. i like my gouch. everybody likes their own gouch. and your a homo like that pal guy from the other website. and im not a nigger and not even black.
i am a white male that is caucasion.

hail Jesus

5 02 2008
Haruyasu Toyama-san

Wellsince we are on technical terms i was never talking about my gouch and no peopledon’t it stinks. plus white and caucasion are the same thing. since you are white you are not japanese witch meens you are not even a samurai. and who the fuck is pal. your boyfreind eggh gross.

hell satan

18 02 2008
erik

Black Cat is the best!!!

he uses only a gun!! so neither a ninja nor a samurai can beat him!!! haha!!!

2 03 2008
Haruyasu Toyama-san

Fuck You erik you stupid fag!

I hope you die

9 10 2009
BloggerDude

I don’t know If I said it already but …Cool site, love the info. I do a lot of research online on a daily basis and for the most part, people lack substance but, I just wanted to make a quick comment to say I’m glad I found your blog. Thanks, :)

A definite great read….

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